Hug Wolf

Every hundred years, it spews evil spores across the land. Then lets burn its butt down to the roof rubbins. (The duo walks forward.) Finn, I can feel a bunch a eyeballs peepin us from the woods. Hhyuuugs!

What the?! Is this an extra butt?! Quick, Jake! Burn the tree! Huuuugs! (Finn grunts and they begin circling each other) Gonna cut you up, boy! Im gonna snuggle you to pieces!

Dude! The trees about to splode its evil juice all over!

• I didnt hug you last night.
• Yes, you did!
• My love handles still hurt!
• You came into my room around midnight and gave me a squeeze
• a really strong one!

No! Jake, hurry! Is he crushin you, man?! No, hes just... hugging me gently! Oh...! When you see the wicker devil in tree afterlife, tell im Jake says, Hello.
Hey, buddy, you okay? Didnt even tell me its name. Wha? Oh, sweet! Hahaha!

Hot to the touch!

1. Like last night!
2. Yes. So you must be a beta hug wolf. A lower-level creature.
3. Well, how can I get uncursed?
4. Lemme, um... read the book a little more. Says there's no known cure.
5. Uh... I'm scared, Jake...
6. No hugs!!

Hmmmm... Dude, whyre you so huggy? I just feel affectionate, I guess. Hugging helps. Hmm... You got a fever, man. I feel hot. Finn, youre hurting me. I think you need a good nights sleep.

You feelin better today?

Yeah. I feel like a million clams. Good. Hey, you think we have enough candy litter? Litter for lunch! Mmm! Huh? Not again! Whats the matter, Cinnamon Bun? Please, Finn. If youre gonna hug me again, dont make it as hard as you hugged me last night.

CB says I hugged im.

Haha. Cinnamon Bun, you got some crazy notions. I tell ya. Oh, Cinnamon Bun. What a crazy story, buddy. Yeah, buddy, but you were pretty huggy last night... buddy. Wait. You dont think I actually snuck into Cinnamon Buns room and hugged him, do you? Im just sayin you were really clingy. But no. Why would I? And dont tell me its because I have repressed emotional feelings for Cinnamon Bun.

Too Young

Finn? Finn? Finn! Where are you? I need you to try this! Ill be there in a sec! Whats the status? Good, man! Nice! Seal the deal, bro! Okay, man! Whatevs! You can do it, you hear me?! Im playin BMO--call me later, bye! Hows Finns date? I think its goin good. Unlike your game, boiiiii!

Alice in Wonderland

Then they both bowed low, and their curls got entangled together. Alice laughed so much at this, that she had to run back into the  wood for fear of their hearing her; and when she next peeped out the  Fish-Footman was gone, and the other was sitting on the ground near the  door, staring stupidly up into the sky.

Alice went timidly up to the door, and knocked.

'There's no sort of use in knocking,' said the Footman, 'and that for  two reasons. First, because I'm on the same side of the door as you  are; secondly, because they're making such a noise inside, no one could  possibly hear you.'

And certainly there was a most extraordinary noise  going on within—a constant howling and sneezing, and every now and then  a great crash, as if a dish or kettle had been broken to pieces.

'Please, then,' said Alice, 'how am I to get in?'

'There might be some sense in your knocking,' the Footman went on  without attending to her, 'if we had the door between us. For instance,  if you were INSIDE, you might knock, and I could let you out, you know.'  He was looking up into the sky all the time he was speaking, and this  Alice thought decidedly uncivil. 'But perhaps he can't help it,' she  said to herself; 'his eyes are so VERY nearly at the top of his head.  But at any rate he might answer questions.—How am I to get